“I love the smell in here, it smells likes gay men.” said the Mann. Now onto the review . . .
Fancy Lexington . . . the birthplace of the American Revolution . . . and some fabulous Mexican food goodness.
Ixatapa is a local chain, with other locations in Woburn, Lunenburg, and Groton. (Where are those last two towns located? I really have no clue . . .) It has been given mucho accolades from the locals, many of whom live in magnificent mansions . . . thus it must be scrumptious.
We were promptly seated in a booth and served complimentary chips and salsa. The chips were crisp and warm, and the salsa fresh and served in a clear carafe accentuating the just chopped tomatoes.
After perusing the drink menu, the two gays and the Mann ordered the Blackjack Margarita . . . not sure what made it Blackjack as we were not in a casino? It came in a cactus glass with a Mexican flag sticking out the top. The trio then ordered the Chile con Queso. The queso came out as a white liquidy thick gooey goodness. Who doesn’t like that? 😉 One gay remarked, it looks like an albino cheese! Oh . . . geez!
The friendly gentleman of a waiter then took the order. One gay ordered the Grilled Chicken Quesadilla. It came out as two half moons of Mexican tortilla explosion. It was yummy and highly recommended.
The other gay ordered the Asado Burrito, which was a grilled steak burrito topped with ranchero sauce. The gay remarked, “This is orgasmic!” ‘Nuff said, as anything orgasmic is fantastic!!!
The Mann ordered the Fish Tacos, which consisted of marinated grilled Cod fish in tortillas. The Mann loved it, and said ole!
Dessert was the final destination. The two gays ordered the Fried Ice Cream, a softball sized vanilla sweetness. The Mann ordered the Chimi Cheesecake, which had a hint of lemon zest as the three sampled.
Dessert was a tad messy for the shorter gay, to which he requested ‘mo napkins please.
The trio had a nice evening out at a local Mexican establishment. Next time, try the mole.
One of the gays then remarked about the start of his new diet due to his rotund belly. “Calories don’t tonight!” exclaimed the Mann. “This is our service to society!”
Rating: 3.9772 margaritas out of 5
2 Gays and a Mann 